| before I shower: | ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later |
| when I'm in the shower: | sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body |