June 2011
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I fucking love food. I don't give a fuck about...
heyitslejla:
When you're watching you're favorite show and you...
you’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
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A real man never stops trying to show a girl he...
3 tags
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
10knotes:
metalcunt:
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
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1 tag
Things a male should never say to a female, even...
blasianxbri:
You’re fat.
You’re ugly.
You’re useless.
___ is so much better looking than you.
___ is so much better than you.
I don’t love you (if you do)
I love you (if you don’t)
When you hear someone knock on the door when you...
iamaswagloser:
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When you were young and your parents came home...
LIKE A BOSS
bigpandorabox:
04h04:
SWAGGER
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..
So this new Selena Gomez movie Monte Carlo is the...
thinkmepositive:
lanacupcake:
so, i’m not the only one who that thought too! AH.
omg right!! she only famous for her dude
What?! My phone! It was just right there!
hamelsrollins:
lifeasaprettygirl:
HAHAHAHAHA THE GIF
foreverabeautifuldisaster asked: Bwahahahaha . You Still LOVE ME & MY JEDI BRAID ! :-*
“I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you...”
That awkward moment when adults tell your parents...
tragicwithacapital-t:
backjarakatt:
What boys are coming after me lol.
^^^^^ fucking gpoy
When my parents ask me who I'm texting.
When you come up short at the cash register and...
fuckthissworld:
thatsfuckinlegit:
foreveryoung88:
MY NIGGA YO!
lmfaoooooo dead
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lmfao, funniest thing all day!
That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
and you’re just sitting there like
